Friday, April 08, 2005

Great Things about Canada

From my nifty new book, here are some Canadian inventions:
  • the Abdominizer (Somehow I'm not sure how proud we are of this one.)
  • air hockey
  • antigravity suits
  • basketball (Take that NC! Well, the inventor was Canadian, but I think he was on exchange to the US at the time.)
  • chocolate bar (Did I mention I ♥ Canada?)
  • dental mirror
  • documentary film
  • five pin bowling (Is this why my US friends have never tried five pin?)
  • frozen fish fillets
  • Fuller Brush Company
  • ginger ale
  • plastic garbage bags (We're so practical!)
  • goalie mask
  • hydrofoil boat
  • ice hockey
  • Imax movie system
  • instant mashed potatoes
  • insulin
  • Java programming language
  • jet ski
  • jolly jumper
  • lacrosse
  • lawn sprinkler
  • lightbulb (Apparently Toronto med student Henry Woodward sold a share in the patent to Edison.)
  • paint roller
  • prosthetic hand
  • snowmobile
  • snowplough
  • snowblower (Okay... no snide comments about the number of "snow" inventions, now!)
  • short-wave radio
  • square-head "Robertson" screwdriver
  • standard time
  • superman
  • telephone ("Conceived in Canada, born in the US.")
  • Trivial Pursuit
  • YMCA
  • Zamboni

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