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Friday, February 08, 2008
Stop... Please!
*Oh*, this made me laugh so hard I started to hiccough! Click, if you dare, but beware the laser rays of death...
Now to see if hiccoughing affects my ability to spin...
I could totally enter that world's heaviest harness pool with the boy and his harness. Oh the nerve of us cat owners thinking our cats might tolerate a harness!
My housemate in grad school had a cat who hated to wear a harness. Every time we put it on, Autumn would creep around all hunched up like a Poor Crippled Kitty instead of walking normally.
One day my housemate declared that she was going to just put the harness on and LEAVE it on until Autumn got used to it.
Six weeks later she finally said, "OK, Autumn, you win," and took the harness off. Autumn had not broken her act as a Poor Crippled Kitty even once the entire time.
Cat: 1 Humans: 0
Although I suppose technically, Autumn would have been better off if she'd given up right away, since then she wouldn't have had to wear the harness for 6 weeks. It was a victory of principle, though.
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I could totally enter that world's heaviest harness pool with the boy and his harness. Oh the nerve of us cat owners thinking our cats might tolerate a harness!
My housemate in grad school had a cat who hated to wear a harness. Every time we put it on, Autumn would creep around all hunched up like a Poor Crippled Kitty instead of walking normally.
One day my housemate declared that she was going to just put the harness on and LEAVE it on until Autumn got used to it.
Six weeks later she finally said, "OK, Autumn, you win," and took the harness off. Autumn had not broken her act as a Poor Crippled Kitty even once the entire time.
Cat: 1 Humans: 0
Although I suppose technically, Autumn would have been better off if she'd given up right away, since then she wouldn't have had to wear the harness for 6 weeks. It was a victory of principle, though.
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