AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)I wish I had more faith in horoscopes.
You're very fortunate this year in terms of career, your life path, making a great impression on others, and establishing a respected reputation for yourself. In fact, because of this good fortune, many of you can now turn the abstract into the concrete. (Your dreams are doable!)
This is my own little soapbox. Disclaimer: It is not written by someone you think you know, but by her evil twin. Absolutely nothing said here is true. Everything, including the last statement, is a complete work of fiction. This blog is completely boring, and includes entries on when I last washed my dishes, how many pairs of socks I've crocheted, and the occasional rant. These are not the droids you're looking for. Move along.
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Horoscope
My mom pointed out the following horoscope for me in today's Winnipeg Free Press:
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4 comments:
Wow! That's a good one. I'd start believing in horoscopes right now if I was you!
In this house, we believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny because anything involving free presents or chocolate is OK by us. Isn't this a very similar sort of belief?
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Hmmm... my mom is santa and the easter bunny, and she sent me this horoscope... maybe it will be true? ;)
Your mom sounds all knowing and all powerful. I would definitely trust that horoscope, LOL.
My mom is truly all knowing and all powerful. She's awesome, and the bestest mom in the whole wide world.
She's even letting me move into her basement.
At least until Christmas... at which point we renegotiate.
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