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Thursday, July 12, 2007
For the love of women
*Someone* needs to improve mamography! If no one does, here's what I have to look forward to when I reach 40. (Thanks, Kelli, for the link!)
PS: Choose carefully what you're drinking at the time you follow the link... you'll end up snorting it.
It's not that bad-scheduling the right time of the month is important. I have small boobage and the worst part is the standing on my tippy toes and pointing my ass out to angle it in all the way all the the reward of having my book mashed my a two ton weight and practically having it pulled off my body-but it's not "that bad" really.
I'm hoping that by the time I'm 50 (I'll have to talk to the doctor when the time comes, but I don't think I have enough risk factors to warrent mammograms from 40-49) they'll have come up with a better alternative, since there's a lot not to like about mammograms all around (my understanding is the false postivite rate is *very* high).
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yep. Hee-larious.
It's not that bad-scheduling the right time of the month is important. I have small boobage and the worst part is the standing on my tippy toes and pointing my ass out to angle it in all the way all the the reward of having my book mashed my a two ton weight and practically having it pulled off my body-but it's not "that bad" really.
Uh, yeah. You make it sound so much more pleasant... :P
I'm hoping that by the time I'm 50 (I'll have to talk to the doctor when the time comes, but I don't think I have enough risk factors to warrent mammograms from 40-49) they'll have come up with a better alternative, since there's a lot not to like about mammograms all around (my understanding is the false postivite rate is *very* high).
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