This is my own little soapbox. Disclaimer: It is not written by someone you think you know, but by her evil twin. Absolutely nothing said here is true. Everything, including the last statement, is a complete work of fiction. This blog is completely boring, and includes entries on when I last washed my dishes, how many pairs of socks I've crocheted, and the occasional rant. These are not the droids you're looking for. Move along.
I've been wondering... what do you suppose the dire consequences are?
In a wild burst of activity, not only did I shower, but I also put the laundry on (three very full loads), and took out the garbage and recycling.
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You must be recovering! (which is a good thing, since it sounds like it may be your turn to take care of J shortly)
Maybe the dire consequences are that whatever company picks up the trash/recycling will refuse to do so, and you will be forced to live near a gigantic pile of refuse!
I thought of that, but the building super (whose writing I recognize) also lives in the building... she wouldn't want to live near a giant pile of refuse, would she?
Dire consequences is genetic testing on the containers to see how the perpetrator is and dumped on their doorstep. Sounds like a crazed recycler!
Hey, atleast your building is using the bins for recycling. There are people here that fill the recyle bins with their garbage, because there small garbage can isn't enough...sad.
I'm not sure I'd want to find out. That note is written in ALL CAPS, which is not a good sign. Somebody has run out of patience with recycling mistakes.
5 comments:
You must be recovering! (which is a good thing, since it sounds like it may be your turn to take care of J shortly)
Maybe the dire consequences are that whatever company picks up the trash/recycling will refuse to do so, and you will be forced to live near a gigantic pile of refuse!
I thought of that, but the building super (whose writing I recognize) also lives in the building... she wouldn't want to live near a giant pile of refuse, would she?
Dire consequences is genetic testing on the containers to see how the perpetrator is and dumped on their doorstep. Sounds like a crazed recycler!
Hey, atleast your building is using the bins for recycling. There are people here that fill the recyle bins with their garbage, because there small garbage can isn't enough...sad.
I'm not sure I'd want to find out. That note is written in ALL CAPS, which is not a good sign. Somebody has run out of patience with recycling mistakes.
H
Actually, all of the super's notes are in all caps.
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