Hey!

Those holes weren't there *before* I did laundry! Where did they come from?!?

I'm beginning to think my apartment's washing machine is eating my laundry. I *know* it did this:

(yes, that's my handmade blanket), however, I *did* overload the washer that day. But all those holes in my dishcloths that I notice after they come out of the wash? Perhaps I'm *not* as clumsy washing the knives as I had assumed.